Random Questioning.

Who Should Have Won: The Hare or the Tortoise?

Well, now you see I have done a lot of research on this... in theory the hare should win, because its faster. however if the hare goes too fast then it will not be able too see where its going. There fore will be more at risk of tripping over or getting caught in something (Peter Rabbit anyone?) So logically in any logical world with normal hares and normal tortises, then yes the hare should win. The problem is, i think the hare is so cocky because he is compensating for something else. Maybe a weak bladder, now this could really hinder the hare. The tortoise however being older (and we all know grandmas cheat at games) would find an easyer way to travel, Rockets maybe? some sort of automobiel whick makes it easyer for him. Maybe a pimped up scooter that you see the elderly on these days. So it would be debatable, however i think the tortiose would win by miles.

Hmm, well i guess as the tortoise is probably older, seeing as how they live to 150 (finding nemo ftw) he has probably lived in that area for longer so in theory he should know all the shortcuts and back-alleys better than the hare. And as the hare spends all his time wizzing around that probably leaves little time for exploring such areas. I think the tortoise deserves his victory as they are much cooler and have cooler looking shells that hares who don't even have shells!

But also if this where going on, in say a farmers field or a patch of woodland that fell into the boundaries of the farmers jurisdiction then he might cotton on to all the commotion and come over and just shoot the hare while he lay snoozing on the side of the patch.
(run rabbit, run rabbit, run run run,
run from the farmer and his gun gun gun,)

Wow, is that how the rhyme goes? I only ever knew the first line >.<